Mom was late getting home last night to give me my weekly bath and to feed me my din-din. She went to the grocery store… and she came back telling tells about something beyond my wildest dreams. She said she saw a giant hot dog!
Everyone who really knows me, knows how much I love hot dog wieners. They are like food from the gods in my opinion. When the peeps have them, I know exactly how many are left in the pot on the stove. I counts them with my sniffing nose.
So… needless to say I didn’t exactly believe mom’s story. I thought the lady had simply inhaled way too many of the fumes floating through her office building. But then she said she had proof! Photographic evidence if you will:

Oh my dog! I thought my eyes would pop out of my head!! I couldn’t believe what I was seeing, she didn’t lie – it really was a giant hot dog! I admit, I drooled a little when I saw the photo.
And I can’t believe she didn’t come pick me up so I could see this amazing creation in person. I would have gobbled it right up!
~Woof!
Patton